Reblog if you want your followers to leave horrifically bad pickup lines in your askbox, anon or not

6 years ago with 308844via
 spesindignus:
  "“Is this your wallet?”"


    it… certainly resembled her wallet, if it wasn’t it.

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  ❝ may i see that? ❞

      she took the item gently from the brunet, opening it up

      and taking a peek inside.

  ❝ … so it is.

     thank you, …? ❞

     not knowing his name, she trailed off, prompting him to say it.

6 years ago with 1

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  ❝ and if the men in white coats are coming,

      i know you’ll still be there for me– 

       to chase down the walls around us… 

First-Time Interaction starter sentences

angstmemes:

“I realise you don’t know me, but please help me, I think I’m going to pass out.”
“I’m sorry to interrupt, but I saw someone put something in your drink. You didn’t drink from it already, did you?”
“I got robbed and have no way of getting home. They got my phone, so I can’t call anyone. Could I please borrow your phone?”
“Shit! Sorry, I didn’t see you there… Are you okay?”
“Charlie! Imagine seeing you here!– Oh. Wait, you aren’t Charlie…”
“Excuse me, I was looking to get my girlfriend a bra, could you help me– You’re not the shop assistant, are you?”
“Watch out for that truck!”
“Is this your wallet?”
“You look very different to your profile picture…”
“Look out where you’re going, asshole!”
“Did you see that?! He had a gun.”
“Are you the girl/guy from So You Think You Can Dance?!”
“Err– I’m sorry to interrupt, but I was just walking behind you and I think you must have sat in something…”
“I know I don’t know you and this might sound really strange, but do you have a room or a spare settee or something I could crash on? I could pay you… I just… I really need someone to help me out right now.”
“HELP ME!”
“Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.”
“Are you alright? You look really pale.”
“The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?”
”Have you lost something? Can I help?”
“Are you okay? Did someone hurt you?”.

6 years ago with 23990via

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hehe… i’m really happy rn tbh…

eunitnoc:

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          as a child, my mother said to me –

         ❝ don’t be afraid to lead the way you see.

6 years ago with 12via

shslmagicman replied:
((I bet that joke’s gonna be a hit. A Cr1tikal hit. *finger pistols*))
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( is shot )

im screaming when i follow a cool blog im always so nervous but all of you have been following back ….. so hello my name’s alex and i’m rping kyouko kirigiri. let’s do this shit
6 years ago with 4
6 years ago with 219via , source

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 ❝ shinoa hiiragi has become yet another

    favorite of mine.